DRAGN, Serbian Carnage

Today's film was shot in Serbia in just 17 days. Only needed 17 days. Afterall, how long does it take to kill a bunch of people on a corporate team building exercise? The corporation, a mysterious international telecommunications outfit. You know what that means...especially if they're headquartered in Serbia! Right! Murder drones! Let us look at the 2025 film, DRAGN, directed by Peter Webber.

Poor Tom (James Paxton). We like him, but he is a last minute substitution to participate in a corporate team building exercise in Serbia. I know, didn't he see "A Serbian Film"? If he had, he'd know that he's not being sent there to develop trust for his co-workers. We like Tom, and he arrives there and meets his team. The babe Adele (Lilly Krug). She's a skank, but blonde with big...well, a big smile. There is Sebastian (Franz Drameh)...he's screwing Adele at every possible opportunity. Then the PTSD ridden Daniel (Carlos Bardem), who is made leader. There is the corporate spy, Jacob (Jadran Malkovich). He knows.  Knows what? Ha! These employees are being dropped into an abandoned military base in the woods, and the corporation does not want them to leave. Hence DRAGN...a drone is unleashed on them. It has a circular saw, a flamethrower, machinegun, dart gun, and a directive to murder these employees.

Now the team is under assault.  Sebastian continues to boink Adele.  Tom tries to reach his family on the phone...but no reception...go figure.  Daniel yells at them all and has a PTSD flashback and wigs out. Then there is the machinegun wielding broad, the beautiful Zoja (Alice Pagani).  She's wounded when she meets the group, but her buddies were all fried or gunned down by the DRAGN thing. Now with her machinegun, Zoja tries to help her new buddies...but she isn't really equipped to fight billion dollar defense department technology. The kills will be gory.  Faces will be burned off.  Skulls will be sawed open, team members will be impaled, and even worse...Tom's lovely family will be lured into the action by DRAGN.

Does anyone have a shot at surviving the killer drone?  Will Adele and Sebastian stop screwing long enough to help the others combat the threat from above? Was DRAGN created because our safety is the corporation's number one priority? Wouldn't you just love some company to say that our safety is their number seven priority? See DRAGN and see some killer stuff that is probably already being mass produced for the battlefields in Ukraine.