Eric Roberts! Yes! Something about Eric Roberts, if he's in it, I wanna see it. You guys know what I mean. Four minutes and 52 seconds into this film, and half of that is in slow motion, he dies. Still, it was great seeing him. So who is left? Pure babes and hunks, so we won't miss Eric too much. Even better all the babes and hunks left in this film just exude, "KILL ME WITH A BIG KNIFE!" Yep, the big knife is also in this film and the babes and hunks will be gone through like crap through a goose. I get it, you want to know if there is a particular plot holding all this together. You're no fun. Our feature today is 2025's "When It Rains in LA," directed by David M. Parks.
Nate (Roberts) is married to a babe, Sasha (Monroe Cline) who is 50 years younger than him. Hey, it's Eric Roberts...and that hair! Eric dies suddenly when given divorce papers. Heart attack? Sasha then flies to LA to stay with friends...the most awkward hunks and babes ever assembled, in fact, every conversation they have is uncomfortable and weird. I'm not even going to mention the Mexican rain curse, though it will be a major part of the film, as it is in our own lives. Everyone is mad a Mark (Felix Merback). Leese (Paris Simone) is in perpetual mourning and always comforted by lesbian sex with Tatia (Natasha Stricklin). Alice (Taylor Brianna) is all slut and may have feelings for Mark. Oh, Anna (Leslie Stratton) was on the same plane to LA with Sasha and is a bit too interested in her. Never mind the stewardess (LeeAnne Bauer) who also seemed a little too interested in Sasha, though she was a babe, too!
The pilot? Harry (Tom Gipson)? Hunk. He is also very interested in Sasha...and he will eventually get in bed with her. Okay, I know. Plot? There is one, but I don't want to bore you with it. While Leese and Tatia have passionate lesbian sex in the restroom of a nightclub, the slasher begins his work. Poor Leese, no one should assume room temperature in such a humiliating fashion. Good toilet seat deaths are few and far between. The slasher continues...he kills so many babes and hunks...and finds Sasha and Harry in bed together. Hey, this is a lot more coherent than Richard Attenborough's 1993 bore-a-thon "Shadowlands."
Who is the slasher? Was Eric Roberts' death from natural causes? Marketing herself as a top influencer, should Paris Simone really allowed herself to be killed off on a toilet seat? Sure, it worked for Elvis, but Paris Simone is no Elvis! This last question is one we should all ask ourselves. For some great fun, a high kill count, and a lot of hunks and babes in peril, see "When It Rains in LA" Just don't ask too many questions about the Mexican rain curse.
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