Ouija Shark 2, Wizards, Demons, Shark, and a Gator, Oh My!

Many of you will find today's film the worst you have ever seen. The more enlightened of you will find this one as the most fun film of the decade. Think of this film as a Polonia Brothers effort on steroids. Not a Polonia Brothers film, 2022's "Ouija Shark 2" (aka "Ouija Shark vs. Tarot Gator") is the work of John Migliore. Cities will be crushed, nubile bikini babes will be eaten (by sharks), and magic will rule the day. Oh, the gator? Yep...the introduction of Tarot Gator! Did I mention that there will be bikini babes being eaten (by a shark)? Well, this will happen a lot.

Whatever mess happened in "Ouija Shark" is not quite done. Do you need to see the original to appreciate this one? Please! Though very loyal to the book, this story was meant for the big screen. Anthony (John Migliore), a wizard, has been sucked into Hell where ape demons beset him. These buggers are actually very cute. In Hell, Caldura (Simon Wheeldon), the demon who controls Ouija Shark, is determined to decimate him. Back on the surface, Anthony's ex, Cressida (Deborah Jayne Reilly Smith), is an amateur witch bent on rescuing him from Hell. She'll enlist the help of young witch Illyana (Kylie Gough), and her necromancer mom (Lena Montecalvo). She'll need all the magic and spells she can collect. Oh, in Hell, Caldura has collected several bikini babes to be constantly eaten (by the shark). They will also perform a musical number rivalling the glitz of a Las Vegas stage act. 

Okay, Anthony has his Tarot cards with him. With them he accidentally conjures up his spirit animal, Tarot Gator. As the Ouija shark pursues him, spitting out fireballs, the fight breaks out of Hell into a big city. Now Anthony, Cressida, Illyana, and the necromancer will fight Caldura with fireballs. At the same time, Ouija Shark will battle Tarot Gator and skyscrapers will be crushed as these two monsters fight. Heartwarming at times, many of you will confuse this film with 1996's "The English Patient." Fear not, the ending will be quite different.

Will Anthony and his magical gang defeat Caldura the demon and send him back to Hell?  Will Tarot Gator prevail against Ouija Shark and save what is left of the big city? Is this the film Stanley Kubrick wanted to make in "Barry Lyndon," but for budgetary constraints? Fun and liberating, "Ouija Shark 2" is a film that demanded to be made and now you can see it in free streaming.