A college babe working in porn! Right! I get it. In this male dominated world, how else is a beautiful woman supposed to earn money for tuition. The male dominated American university system, run by perverted middle-aged men, don't give a gal a chance. Poor Kylie (Ali Cobrin). Her mom is recently widowed and can hardly pay bills...Kylie herself can't afford tuition. The dorm rates alone are prohibitable. Either be a whore or...be a porn actress. Gritty reality. Okay, this may be baloney but because Kylie is a babe...we'll go with this premise. Today we look at 2014's "Girl House," directed by John Knautz and Trevor Matthews. With a high death count, oodles of blood and nudity, this may be one of the best slasher films of the 21st century.
Unable to afford college, Kylie doesn't want to drop out. Get a job at Hooters? No! She accepts an offer to be a porn actress. Recruited for 'Girl House,' the most popular porn website in the world, all she has to do is stand in front of the camera and do all sorts of naughty stuff while men pay to watch with their credit cards. By the way...Kylie just happens to be good at it. Also good at it are her beautiful housemates which include Alyson Bath as Devon and Chasty Ballesteros as Janet. Naughty undergarments, bikinis, or total nudity will rule this film...then they will give way to blood and gore. Uh oh...Loverboy (George Carroll) is a big customer. He meets Kylie on webcam on her first day and chats with her. He has this idea that Kylie likes him...until by some misunderstanding, he is humiliated by Kylie and the girls in the house. Uh oh, again. Loverboy is a computer genius.
Loverboy? We meet him in the opening scene. Warning! This opening scene may be the most disturbing scene you have ever seen on film. Now Loverboy breaches security and enters the house. The girls... many will cease being pretty after Loverboy gets through with them. He doesn't just want to kill them...he wants to toy with them, humiliate them, and make them suffer for a long time before killing them. Oh...what he does to poor skank Devon...you'll wince when you see. Every girl in this house is a sultry 10...Loverboy goes through them like crap through a goose with some extremely imaginative kills. Uh oh for Loverboy...Kylie is a college girl. College girls have brains. Okay, so maybe they don't...but since Kylie is quite the babe, we'll go with that.
Will Kylie go from Cam-Girl to Final Girl. Just what did the babes do to Loverboy and what happened to him in that tortuous opening scene? Is this film a metaphor of what the American university system really seeks to do to sultry babes that enroll in their institutions? This is a bloody and very disturbing one. For those of you who like their horror brutal and misogynistic...see "Girl House."
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