Bio Slime, Black Ooze shuts down the Porn Industry

This is always the case!  The government screws something up, and it's the little guy who ends up cleaning the mess.  If radiation leaks, the bureaucrats in DC are safe and secure, but the working class families of Three Mile Island are abandoning their homes and dealing with cancer.  Typical!  The regular guy is a mere lab-rat for the elite governmental caste.  Today's feature is about this very subject.  2010's "Bio Slime" (written and directed by John Lechago) documents the carnage when a top-secret bio-hazard experiment goes amok.  The president and congress aren't affected, but all the good peeps that struggle to pay their rent each month are hunted down by a malevolent toxic ooze.  A story of our times.

So here it is.  Through a series of grisly circumstances, shapely Donna (Monique La Barr) scampers back to a seedy apartment building with a mysterious briefcase.  She believes it is the spoils of a drug deal gone fatally wrong.  She gives it to her supplier, Jack (Magic J. Ellingson).  Jack is operating a meth lab in this building.  This building is filled with a pathetic collection of losers in life's lottery.  One such loser is an artist, Troy (Vinnie Bilancia).  Troy is getting trounced in the battle with the bottle.  The walls to this building are paper thin, and the sounds of pornography echo everywhere, as porn actors moan away through most of the film.  Drunk Troy, looking for Jack, finds the briefcase and opens it (...STUPID!).  Hence, releasing the contents....a black slime which consumes and grows.

Donna will be the first victim, as the monster crawls onto, and in her, consuming her.  The ooze will then move to a drain and up into a shower where one of the porn stars is enjoying a gratuitous shower scene. Then onto the porn set, where it consumes most of the actresses (..excuse me, professional performers).  Trapped in the building, Troy, a couple of surviving porn actresses, Jack, and a few others are holed up in Troy's studio.  A surviving actress, Mary (Victoria De Mare). .   is taken over by the slime (pictured above).  No matter how dignified in life we are, we are all subject to being chopped into several pieces and shoved in a trash can....alas...Annie's fate.  As the slime makes more inroads into the studio, Troy hatches a daring, if not improbable plan.  As the last porn star, Mary  suffers a fate worse than death (see photo below), our survivors spring to action.

As the movie speeds to an explosive conclusion, we see the slime has developed into an "intelligent" creature, with a very erotic plan for the porn actresses.  Our misfits become heroic figures and believe they can outsmart this blob thing.  Will Troy turn his life around and change from alcoholic failure to savior of mankind?  Is the black ooze a metaphor for the deadly viruses that have decimated the adult film industry since the early 1990s?  This DVD is reasonably priced on Amazon.com.  For a heartwarming story of pathetic losers banding together to save mankind, "Bio Slime" is the film you need to see.