Thursday, March 30, 2023

Star Pilot, UFO in Italy

Leonora Ruffo will forever be known as one of the sultriest space-babes ever put on film.  Her cleavage enhancing space-babe suit was obviously meant to seduce every man on Earth and leave Earth girls wanting.  Fortunately, our film today introduces Leontine Snell...a perky actress who can give any cleavage thrusting space-babe a run for their money.  The two babes will eventually don fishnet jumpsuits and also kinky feather outfits...but in galaxy conquest, the stakes are too high for pantsuits.  Today we look at a 1966 Italian film, "Star Pilot," directed by Pietro Francisci.


Initially we meet the boring geologist Professor Solmi (Roland Lesaffre).  He has been called in to evaluate an alien metal found in Sardinia.  Fortunately he brings his babe daughter, Luisa (Snell). She's all flirt and has no interest in anything but men and fast cars.  They go to the site and eventually find a UFO buried under the ground.  Uh oh...the ship crashed there two years ago and the alien crew needs to repair it to get back home.  The craft is captained by Kaena (Ruffo), who wears the most flattering costumes...leather, mesh, fishnets, and feathers help make up her wardrobe.  Now the Professor, Luisa, and their engineers are abducted onto the ship and ordered to fix it.  They do...and Luisa succeeds in arousing the formerly non-arousable alien men.

Also kidnapped are two Chinese spies.  They misbehave and succeed in throwing the ship off course.  Now Kaena and her spaceship are lost in space.  Luisa continues to seduce and will swap spit with the aliens.  Kaena manages to land on a planet with an atmosphere, but the new found kissing activity and the new costume on Luisa...plus Kaena's costume...arouse gorilla-people.  They attack and Kaena fights them off.  Now back into space where a horrific discovery sheds doubt on their ability to ever get back to their home planets.  More kissing and groping will ensue...as will a nice space-walk...and Kaena will indeed find her pheromone stash.

Will Luisa and Kaena ever exchange seduction techniques...or will they engage in a space-catfight?  What horrific discovery did they make in deep space?  Does Kaena's home planet, or Italy, have rules and regulations about inter species love?  This is a fun one.  The space-babe factor is high and the dubbed Italian classic will provide more fun than any "Star Wars" bore.  See "Star Pilot" today.

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