Alas, she died horribly in "Nutcracker Massacre." The beautiful Chrissie Wunna left us wanting. Now she has returned in the franchise that may just be her magnum opus. The "Dinosaur Hotel" franchise may not be cinematic genius but it is infinitely better than the last few "Indiana Jones" films. Today we look at "Dinosaur Hotel 2," a sequel they said could never be made. Directed by Jack E. Bell, this film gives us everything we want...Chrissie Wunna fighting monsters.
As you all know from the original, Dinosaur Hotel is a reality show. Contestants arrive at the mansion to win millions in prize money. Real dinosaurs are released and the last contestant who is not eaten wins. There can be only one winner and contestants are encouraged to also murder their competition. This episode is a reunion special. Winners of the past seasons are brought back...not all, willingly. Babe Sienna (Wunna) refuses to take part until the producers kidnap her two children. Mya (Kelly Rian Sanson), a babe in a tight black outfit also refused, until her mother was kidnapped by the producers. Psycho Jeremy (Osian Dixon), a ninja wannabe, is excited to be back. Lara (Giedre Jackyte), a psycho Russian babe, is also happy to be back. Jeremy and Lara begin murdering the other contestants.
The dinosaurs are released quickly. Raptors, pterodactyls, and a T-Rex start eating contestants. Now Sienna and Mya team up as they have loved ones in danger. Jeremy and Lara begin hunting the others as now Mya and Sienna must elude monsters and humans. Mya and Sienna look really good as they are in much peril. Weapons will be had and Lara will grab a katana sword...yes!!! None of the weapons will have any effect on the dinosaurs. Even worse, Jeremy has found a pistol.
Will Mya and Sienna survive the psychos and monsters? If the duo does survive, will the producers make them square off in a deadly catfight? Is a Russian babe with a katana sword facing off against raptors just the perfect plot device of modern literature? Chrissie Wunna looks great and is worth the price of admission, and dinosaurs on the prowl doesn't hurt either. See "Dinosaur Hotel 2," as bad as it is...it is so good!.
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