Friday, July 11, 2025

Jurassic Domination, Eric Roberts, Jamie Bernadette, and Dinosaurs

Eric Roberts as a 4-Star General? Well, better than General Lloyd Austin! More importantly, one of this blogs favorites, Jamie Bernadette as a full-bird army colonel. Sure we'd rather see her as a sultry dame assassin clad in black leather, but no one wears a colonel's uniform better that Ms. Bernadette. Thank you to our buddies at The Asylum for delivering this dinosaur flick...more specifically allosaurus monsters. Remember the allosaurus from the 1970s TV show "Land of the Lost"? Our feature today is 2022's "Jurassic Domination," directed by Brian Nowak.

Yep, happens everyday. The US Army is creating a genetically altered dinosaur to replace humans on the battlefield. Tried in South America, and maybe soon in The Ukraine, these allosaurus genetically altered monsters, wipe through cartels like crap through a goose. Now they have wiped through an army base in the US the same way. Col. Ramirez (Bernadette), looking good in her uniform, commands this base and reports directly to General Greer (Roberts) at The Pentagon. Her troops? Shredded.  Her scientists? Shredded...except for the sultry geneticist Carrie (Alissa Filoramo). Any soldier babe that will provide eye-candy? Shredded. This leaves Major Tanner (Jack Pearson) and his inept men, and one soon to be shredded babe (Jenny Tran) to contain the monsters. Right! The general wants the weaponized creatures alive.

Taking them alive does not go well.  Tanner and his ever shrinking team are methodically going though the base looking for these things.  The things are also looking for the team. Wait! The sultry babe scientist Carrie has invented a plasma-blasting gun. It can stun and possibly murder the monsters.  The results are mixed when tried on the allosaurus things.  Col. Bernadette looks worried and eventually will grab a blaster and go after the little buggers. Yep, you guessed it. In addition to the escaped dinosaurs, a mother allosaurus has laid eggs, which have hatched, and now the mom and her babies are also loose on the base. 

Will Colonel Bernadette and the sultry scientist Carrie engage in a catfight?  Will Colonel Bernadette and Carrie make it as models on the Plasma-Blaster calendar for 2026?  Will the grunting Major Tanner be able to save any of his team from the buffet line of the allosaurus monsters?  Fans of films from The Asylum will love this one.  Fans of babe scientists with Plasma-Blasters will love this one.  Fans of Jamie Bernadette in uniform will love this one.  All others are wusses.  See "Jurassic Domination" and get your Plasma-Blaster calendar today.   

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