Okay, a hard movie to defend. So here it is...Michael Pare is in it! There! We like Michael Pare. I admit he does jump off a cliff in the Grand Canyon early on and...splat! But how many actors can pull that off? Remember, he didn't even do that in "Eddie and the Cruisers" or "Streets of Fire." Well, maybe not literally. In this film, he does. It was so magical and his form was pretty good. Also, the babe actresses in this film are infinitely better actresses than Carrie Fisher was. As far as being interesting, this film is infinitely better than that "Star Wars" Mandalorian garbage. Our feature today is 2025's "Alien Invasion: Rise of the Phoenix," directed by Stefano Milla.
Alice (Melissa Rokuskie) is a babe geologist or anthropologist with a team in the Arizona desert. Above, in a space-lab is her sister, the babe scientist June (Jennifer Mischiati). Both have hunks on their teams and we do wish for them to enjoy some passion with them...but back to the story. Alice and June are about to see their life work pay off...or not. Yep, they undertake something many of us undertake in our youth... teleportation. These experiments always go so well, so when this one has weird side effects, the two babes will be surprised. Back on Earth, Alice has a team member, Cory (Charles von Swayze) ogling her and he will get to work with her trying to get rid of the hordes of tree monsters and the Godzilla-sized rock monster. Wait! Did I fail to mention all that?
June, romances no one, and that's too bad. She stays in a no-gravity room for much of the film and romance in one of those would have conjured up images of Roger Moore doing Lois Chiles. June must now grab a flame thrower and battle a tree monster and other slimy aliens that have invaded her space-lab. Okay, I admit, I have left out a lot, but just given what I have told you, don't you want to see this film? Again, June and Alice are babes. Did I mention the Godzilla-sized rock monster heading toward Phoenix? Oh, that dive Michael Pare did off the cliff rivals Harrison Ford's dive off the dam in "The Fugitive," except we like Michael Pare.
Will the sultry Alice forget about her rocks and plant a deep wet one on the shy Cory? Will June and her flamethrower incinerate the tree monster and are flamethrowers a good idea on space stations? So what are the dynamics that June gets to be in space and Alice is stuck in the rocks in the desert, and are they such that a catfight may be brewing? Monsters, Michael Pare, flamethrowers, space-babes, anthropologist babes, and Cory the hunk...all good reason to watch "Alien Invasion: Rise of the Phoenix."
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