Remember the 1987 scifi/horror film "The Hidden"? You remember, Kyle MacLachlan and Michael Nouri. One of the best 1980s movies that no one ever talks about. Our feature today is almost an identical remake of it, though the f/x are lower budget. Still, we must talk about Colleen Porch, who plays Logan in this one. She's sultry and toned. She's tanned and bad-a**. Her midriff is second to none and she looks great wielding a pistol and sporting a tactical holster...alas, we'll not mention her much as her demise is one of the saddest in low-budget horror history. Our feature today is 2005's "Disturbance" (aka "Choker"), directed by Nick Vallelonga.
Hud Masters (Paul Sloan) has the best 6-pack abs in movie history, you dames will love him. He's a hunk and also a serial killer who was apparently executed for strangling and raping massive amounts of babes. Instead of being executed, a friendly alien being comes to Earth, enters his body through the mouth, and goes in search of evil aliens who want to possess human hosts, then take over the planet. A super secret agency, headed by Russo (Vallelonga) tasks Hud to murder the evil aliens in their new bodies which tend to be hookers, thugs, skanks, and karate masters. Hud's handler? The sultry Logan. Sadly, there is a little bit of the old Hud Masters in the new one. The rapist, strangler Hud...and Logan finds this out the hard way.
Leader (Hayley DuMond) commands a decreasing number of evil aliens. Here we should mention the most sultry coroner in horror film history, Santo (Katrina Law). Yep, Mr. Vallelonga cast his movies nicely. Let's move on from the sexy coroner, and back to Leader. Hud gets closer to Leader as the two seem to have a psychic connection. Oh, by the way, the dumpy Russo has married way above his pay grade and has a sultry wife (Susse Budde) and daughter at home. Relevant? It is once Leader finds out about them. Hud is losing steam, as human hosts don't provide permanent shells. Leader is losing her steam. Leader makes a bold move, and Hud must stay alive long enough to foil it.
What's the deal with Logan, and her early departure? Will Hud get to Leader to kill her before the evil alien figures out a way to stay alive and conquer Earth? Who is Nick Vallelonga that he can get so many sultry actresses to appear in his low budget spectacular? If you missed that aforementioned 1987 film, or even if you saw it, enjoy "Disturbance" for a Friday night fright flick.
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