Yep, a blonde bikini babe at war with a drug cartel and Great White sharks. Once again, gritty reality from our friends at The Asylum. Sure, bimbos are people too, so why can't they go to war with sharks and cartel henchmen? Our heroine today has a lot of guns, a boat, and great big...er, I mean a great big smile. Our feature today is 2025's Tubi Original "Great White Waters," directed by Anthony C. Ferrante.
Sultry widow Gia (Angela Cole), clad in a bikini is out on her boat...fishing. Okay, fishing and jiggling... there, I said it. Looking good while battling a rod and reel, hauling in minnows, her boat comes across another boat belonging to a drug cartel run by the ruthless Leo Reverend (Steve Hanks). Gia doesn't know that one of Leo's men has just been eaten by a shark. See, Leo is on shore bribing the governor as his peeps haul in crates of cocaine from the ocean floor. See, the first boat that was supposed to haul in these crates was eaten, with its crew, by a swarm of Great Whites. Now Jareth (Johnny Ramey) commands the crew and has two bikini babes working with him. Charlotte (Ashton Leigh) is a henchwoman who will shoot anyone if commanded to, and the sniper Lee (Michelle Ng Mini).
With one of his men already eaten, Jareth orders his crew to capture Gia and use her boat. Now Gia is charged with dropping chum to distract the sharks. Uh oh for Jareth and the babes...Gia has a surprise for them. Now Gia is battling the henchmen and henchwoman. The ditz that she is, she is recaptured and now forced to go to the ocean floor and retrieve the sunken coke. The sharks are all big and there are dozens of them. However, ancient wisdom has taught all of us, a blonde bikini babe with an attitude is greater that a horde of Great Whites.
Three bikini babes, will Gia prevail in a catfight against bikini henchwomen Lee and Charlotte? Just what kind of weapons can Gia pull out from her bikini? With three grouchy dames, do Jareth, Leo, and the sharks have a chance? Fans of The Asylum flicks will love this one. Fans of bikini babes will love this one. Fans of bikini babes shooting machine guns, spear guns, and catfighting will love this one. All others are mere wusses. See "Great White Waters," and develop a newfound appreciation for bikini babes with guns...okay, maybe not a newfound appreciation.
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