We have a good one today. A great 1950s-type B scifi film that just missed the 1950's. The 1960 classic, "The Cape Canaveral Monsters" is maybe the best scifi film you have never seen. Directed by Phil Tucker, and filled with cheese and beef, our feature today has fresh aliens who like to strip nubile Earth girls, and...well, you'll see.
Two aliens in the form of green floating orbs have arrived, but need bodies. They murder a bathing beauty and Nadja (Katherine Victor) takes her body. Sadly, Hauron (Jason Johnson) murders the swimsuit babe's ugly boyfriend and must take his body. In the murders, The male loses an arm and the aliens keep trying to sew it back on. Sadly, it keeps falling off. Nadja, who is now a babe, is annoyed that her cohort is a one-armed guy with an ugly face...thus she is grouchy throughout the entire film. Hauron and Nadja were sent to Earth to ruin NASA's space program and collect Earth specimens for study...preferably nubile babes. They strip them and beam them up to their world. Hauron also uses some ray gun to shoot down all NASA's rocket launches. Now Nadja makes Hauron get a new face and they find Bob (Gary Travis). Now Nadja wants to suck face with Hauron.
Tim (Scott Peters) and Sally (Linda Connell) are two great looking college kids who work at NASA. They accidentally find the cave the aliens are holed up in. Both will be captured but Tim will escape and believes he has found a weakness for the aliens. Sally is stripped and Nadja wants to beam her up before the now handsome Hauron has his way with her. Tim tries to get help from the cops and the NASA soldiers. The aliens are waiting for them.
Given Hauron's attraction to nude Earth-babes, will Nadja and Sally engage in a steamy catfight that could include lasers and alien chemicals? As Nadja is more and more educated in Earth-babe swimsuits and undergarments, will she make herself more appealable to her own kind on her own planet? Oh yeah! Will earth defeat these two raunchy aliens and be able to go forward with their space program? This is a fun one and the love story between Sally and Tim blows away "Body Heat" and "Love Story." For some fine B Movie action from yesteryear, see "The Cape Canaveral Monsters."
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