Why are you snickering? This is a hard hitting voyage into horror and into the realm of mad scientists! In what is a faithful adaptation of the Gustave Flaubert novel, our feature today is the poignant and metaphorical "Amityville Chupacabra," directed by Will Collazo, Jr. We have all been waiting for this goat sucker to make it to Amityville knowing once it did, possibilities would be endless. Let us look at this 2025 film.
Mad scientists have captured a Chupacabra and hauled it to the Amityville house? Why? You need to ask? See, the paranormal energy in the house can infuse with the cryptid and thereby curing diseases. Obviously! Trevor (Jeff Webb) is the lead mad scientist and soon the creature will bust out of its cage and annihilate mad scientist Courtney (Lilith Stults). The thing is free and mad scientist Brody (Cody Tudor) believes weird mad scientist Morgan (Julie Anne Prescott) is responsible for sabotaging these experiments. See where this is going? What do you mean...no!? Never fear, as the experiments to cure death are not going well, and the Chupacabra is loose, Claire (Misty Wagner) shows up from the Incident Control Unit. What does the Incident Control Unit do? Well, they control incidents! DUH! Also arriving is MS 13 cast-off, Merrick (Michael Ochotorena) who is a former Green Beret, or something, to hunt the Chupacabra.
Okay, paranormal stuff begins to happen hinting at other dimensions. Hey, it's the Amityville house! Young buck mad scientist Frederick (Blaize Tudor) sort of comes across as the only mad in this film that has a head on his shoulders...for now. He'll try to find the beast, the missing mad scientists, and determine if any sabotage is going on. Claire and Trevor team up to control the incident. Morgan tries to remember what happened during periods she blacked out. The Chupacabra continues stalking. No spoilers her, though you can probably guess how this all will culminate.
Would 19th century French novelist, Gustave Flaubert, be pleased with this adaptation of his novel? Will the mads find a cure for death in their experiments on the Chupacabra? Does the NIH or even the CDC have a better plan for curing death other than that silly vaccine? This is one you must see in order to be able to mingle at the Paris Fashion Week. See "Amityville Chupacabra" and then understand what all the hype is all about.
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