Remember Jimmy "JJ" Walker? Dyno-Mite! Yep...him. He's in this...but we'll ignore him in favor of some of the best bikini talent ever put on film. More important than the has-been 70s "Good Times" star is the sultry Sarah Lieving, star of "King of the Lost World," as a bikini clad marine biologist. Oh, then there is Kimberly Dawn Guerrero as the winner of the bikini contest in this film...sadly, she'll be eaten...by a shark. Oh! Sultry "Baywatch" types as lifeguards...Rya Meyers and Carolyn Martinez...they'll be eaten...also by the shark. Bikinis and teeth! Yes! Oh, there is "Dukes of Hazard" star Jon Schneider! I know...how did you miss this one? Today we look at the gratuitous T&A gore-a-thon, 2011's "Super Shark," directed by Fred Olen Ray.
The humongous Great White shark is loosed on the ocean by an irresponsible oil rig. It'll eat the rig, two SCUBA divers, and sultry bikini babe (Catherine Annette). Enter Kat (Lieving), our bikini clad government agent/marine biologist. She knows the oil company is responsible for the shark and investigates oil executive Roger (Schneider). Kat also attaches herself to boat captain Chuck (Tim Abell) and the two set sail to find the shark. Oh, lifeguards Tyler and Cali (Meyers and Martinez) will have some gratuitous scenes, including in a bikini contest hosted by Jimmy JJ Walker...and then get eaten...by a shark. Kat changes her bikini and finds out more about this 75-foot shark, what attracts it, and how it came to be. Oh! Jazzy (Kimberly Dawn Guerrero) wins the bikini contest. Her and the runner up (Syd Wilder) will then get eaten...by the shark.
Okay, the bikini babes go down and the sails go up. Actually, it ain't the sails that go up but let us get away from this prurient talk. The navy is on it...and it will get eaten. The army and air force move in, as well...and get eaten. Kat has an idea. A bad one. Roger drools over her cleavage thus is all in. Kat and Roger now are the only ones standing in the way of the super-sized shark and all the sultry lifeguards, and bikini models on the West Coast.
Just how does the bikini clad Kat plan to murder the monster shark? Will there be any bikini babes in this film that will survive until the end credits? Will this film be too busy with the shark to give us some nice catfights or mud-wrestling bouts? This film is a hard hitting examination into the human condition. Passion will collide with self-expression and cleavage buffs will clash with Hawaiian Tropic. For a gratuitous expression of the female body and big fish...see "Super Shark."
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