Alright! Another tough one to defend. The cheese-factor is high, and so is the deviance...so I will defend it. Death count? A good one, indeed. A plot centering on a psycho-slasher, and a group of 19 and 20 year old college babes and hunks being protected from him by learning manners. Come on, an A for originality. Putting fungus in spaghetti sauce is also original, but that does not make it desirable. What does make it desirable are babes and hunks, engaging in prurient activities (including underage drinking, oh my!) and in peril is desirable. Let us look at 2024's "Behave," directed by Francesco Gabriele.
The very pretty Sophie (Naomi Ost) makes out and swaps spit with her hunk BF (Jared Kaya) during a lecture. I get it...instead of fantasizing...just do it. Anyway, she is gutted and slashed walking home from the lecture...happens. A killer is on the loose, enter Polly (Georgia Viero), a hot mom with a hot French accent. Wanting to protect Sophie's buddies, and her son Andrea (David Bourne) from the psycho, she invites them all to a retreat at a mansion that is supposedly haunted. Don't ask. This weekend has an added bonus. Podcaster Nancy (Stacy Thunes) is also invited. Billions around the world listen to her podcast on manners and etiquette. Polly will have her spend the weekend teaching the kids about manners. This won't go well, as the almost octogenarian Nancy is a raging nymphomaniac and will seduce young Callum (Washim Abdul Gafoor). Kind of an icky scene unless you like Depends and Geritol.
The gals! Hot lesbians India (Lauren Pepler) and Keira (Ema Kosac) are both two-timers. Keira has eyes on Andrea and India has another babe on the side. Andrea, has eyes for Keira. Oh, India's sister, the hot 16-year old Lily (Eleonora Bindi) asks too many questions and has eyes for the creepy gardener Charles (Christian Vit). Uh oh...the killer arrives. Nancy does her best to teach the kids how to set a place setting at the dinner table. Only Callum is interested as he has a thing for octogenarians...ick! The kids find the booze. India and Keira find a bed to snuggle in. Polly is in awe of Nancy. Nancy sneaks more young, brutish hunks in to bang. India keeps looking so alluring. Then one by one...you can guess. So sad.
Is anyone in the house the killer? Is there a shower scene brewing between India and Keira, or, Heaven forbid, Nancy and Callum? Is the creepy gardener going to commit statutory rape with Polly or take the hedge clippers to her? This is a fun one, and the cheese is fine. For a non defendable good time, see "Behave."
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