A shark film! Yes! Made in 2024, our feature today does not use CGI...puppets, all the way! One may view our film as a breakthrough in interpretive puppet theater. Others may view it as Grade C trash. Sharks is sharks! Our feature today is 2024's "Chum!" This Josh Graves films features the most interesting tattoos ever imprinted on any cast.
Mad scientists lament that Great White sharks are all but extinct. Their solution is to infuse the DNA of a parasite that turns ants into zombie drones with human DNA. Dr. Anthony Fauci would be proud. This works...kind of. Now baby Great White sharks are rampant. They prowl small town America and start attacking. As the conquest begins, Danny (Matt Alive) and Marcus (Antonio Samuels) are throwing back some cold ones. The needy Kat (Mouse Cravensworth) is vomiting in the toilet at home. She's Danny's gal, usually. Our little sharks are showing up in showers of nubile babes, in babies cribs, or in sinks of unsuspecting housewives. Anyone in their way gets eaten.
Now Marcus gets bitten by a homeless guy. No word if the guy is an illegal alien. It is apparent that the sharks are spreading a virus turning people into human sharks. The baby sharks converge on the home of Danny and Kat as Marcus begins turning into a zombie. Uh oh...Kat is pregnant and the sharks want to eat her, anyway. Hammers, garbage disposals, microwave ovens, and guns will be used by our characters to go to war against the sharks. The sharks will fly through the air, crawl up pant legs and eat balls, and pop out of drains. Uh oh...the great baby Great White shark infestation is not limited to this little town.
Will Kat be able to save herself and baby and repopulate a world that has been decimated by baby Great White sharks? Will the spreading virus turn Kat's baby into a shark? Is this film a thin metaphor for the COVID vaccine that many have been duped into taking? See "Chum!" and be exposed to the consequences our unchecked scientific community can inflict upon us.
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