Sometimes they have some nice bikinis on...usually they are just nude. Asian babes. Thai? Indonesian? Filipino? Doesn't matter. Sadly, these babes are in peril from slithery parasites that slither all over their shiny tanned skin, or infest their innards. When its not parasites that are troubling them, its probing tentacles form sea creatures that would even make HP Lovecraft blush. No, not a story from Jane Austen but some imaginative deviance from Jared Masters. Our feature today is "Tropical Parasite." Okay, AI is used in this one, but Mr. Master's use of AI is better than any Stanley Kubrick film that doesn't use AI.
As our film begins, Asian babe Orange (Ryza Mae) wades in the surf. She is trying to get the attention of her beau Leo (Masters). Instead, parasites bore into her and infest all her organs. Such an erotic death. Leo is a treasure hunter and is in The Philippines to seek treasure. Uh oh, he has caught the eye of Zun (Jassmin Roxas), a creature that can take human form, and what human form she can take! Total Asian babe! Mermaid! Leo falls in love with her. Zun has a problem, the goddess of the sea, another naked Asian babe Arisara (Althea Lacson) rules Zun and her equally nude and beautiful sisters. She will not let them fall in love with humans. Leo has another problem, the Filipino authorities are corrupt and do not want him looting the country's treasures.
A chase scene ensues and half of Manila goes up in flames...TYSM AI! It may have been AI, but more exciting than anything in "Avatar" or "The Devil Wears Prada 2." Anyway, more naked Asian babes in the sea...in Leo's bed...washing dishes...on the phone...or being infested with little slithery creatures in the surf. Leo is right out of a Film Noir film and his cynicism and eye for trouble does not prevent him from engaging in pre-marital sex with human or sea creature. Okay, Arisara gets stronger and the babe will manifest tentacles that will provide difficulty for the more nubile of sea creatures, or the mermaid things. Leo must act and that means a confrontation with the great tentacled beauty.
I know what your asking, is this film a reimaging of the Guy de Maupassant story "Flowers for Emily"? The de Maupassant influence runs through the works of Jared Masters, except Masters utilizes naked Asian babes a lot better...as de Maupassant merely objectifies the Asian babes. In any sense, face it, you want naked Asian babes jiggling around, in the surf, or in the kitchen, so do yourself a favor and see "Tropical Parasite" on either Fawesome or Plex streaming services.
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