Blood Rush, Bikini Babes Fall Prey to Masked Killer

Okay, ignore it! Yep, those snobs saw fit to give this film a rating of 1.6 out of 10. IMDB is just a modern day Leonard Maltin. In what is a modern retelling of Guy De Maupassant's 1883 masterpiece "Lilies in the Rain," Jamie Grefe gives us a horror film that captures the ethos of Idaho...potatoes and bikini babes. Yep, we have one with four sultry bikini babe sorority sisters who always yell "I LOVE YOU!" and use the word "like" in like every sentence...just as de Maupassant did in the 19th century. Alas, Mr. Grefe left out the potatoes. Our film today is the 2025 slasher film "Blood Rush."

Okay, here's a hint of what is included in this film. The four actresses who star and jiggle in it are Annabel Storm, Tessa Raine, India Darling, and Maggie Peril! No, not performers at the Hangar Club but serious actresses who look marvelous in bikinis. The types of babes who could make the IMDB snobs and the Leonard Maltins' of the world uncomfortable. Alas, Guy de Maupassant was very comfortable with babes like these, hence his early demise at 43 years old. Okay, the babes lounge in and out of the pool and look fabulous. One wonders if their dialogue was ad libbed, or is it a slightly embellished version of de Maupassant's playscript. The blonde with teased hair has an internship at the police department and is fascinated by serial killers.  She finds out a serial killer is loose in Idaho and on cue all four babes confess to the same dream. In it, all are killed violently by the fiend (Grefe).

All the girls had the same nightmare and try to convince themselves this is no big deal. They keep yelling "I LOVE YOU!" and "LIKE!"  This film is gritty reality at its best. The sorority girls embody the duality of human nature that de Maupassant created in his plays.  They also embody great big...smiles, and jiggle and wriggle well.  When Bryan enters the sorority house, they will also scream, act helpless and vulnerable, and juggle some more. Their seeming fate mirrors de Maupassant's vision of the fate of us all as our human nature turns dark...though these babes add a certain jiggle to that duality. More pool scenes.  More wriggle and jiggle scenes, and some very ominous kills await the discerning movie goer.

If Guy de Maupassant had stayed away from loose, scantily clad women, would he have lived longer?  Is Bryan, our serial killer, in reality the dark side of the bubbly and flirtatious ditzes in bikinis?  If four sultry babes in bikinis were in the plot of "The English Patient," would more people have seen that film?  Very loyal to the 19th century play, "Blood Rush" is a spectacular effort by Mr. Grefe and his four nubile and jiggling actresses.