Marcia! Marcia! Marcia! Yep, Maureen McCormick is in this one. So is Eric Roberts! Both have big roles, not just cameos. Also, remember the demon in "The Exorcist"? Pessuto or something like that? She's in it...Eileen Dietz! Even better, Marcia Brady's character is named Eve! Yep, the lunatic has multiple personalities in this film. Of course, there are hunks and babes who play delinquent teens...most will be murdered by...well, you'll see. Our feature today is 2012's "Snow White: A Deadly Summer," directed by David DeCoteau. Please ignore IMDB's rating of this film (2.3/10).
Snow (Shanley Caswell) is Grant's (Roberts) daughter. She hates her new stepmother, Eve (McCormick). Early on we see Eve is suffering from multiple personality disorder. Eve wants Snow out of the way because she wants all of Grant's attention. Snow is caught in a stolen car and Eve arranges for her to be sent to a juvenile boot camp for rehabilitation. The camp is run by a former Navy SEAL, Hunter (Tim Abell). She gets there with seven others, all babes or hunks. Hunter is a hard-a** and punishes them through labor, jumping jacks, and sneers. Uh oh...legend has it, 25 years ago, a female camper was murdered at this camp by another camper. The murderer camper ran into the woods and has never been seen again.
Snow has weird dreams/visions about past events of murders and future murders. The ones she has about future murders manifest and slowly the group of eight diminishes. Snow starts liking a hunk camper named Cole (Chase Bennett), and her b****y female cohorts begin dying or just become missing. One of the campers is a pure-bred psychopath (Aaron Jaeger). What's more, Hunter seems to be hiding something and he makes sure dead bodies disappear without a trace. Uh oh...a weird woman emerges from the woods (Dietz) with knowledge of what happened 25 years ago. Uh oh again, you will never guess who was a juvenile delinquent at the camp 25 years ago...or who else was. Now the killer has Snow in his or her sights...and has a big knife.
Just who is murdering the hunk and babe juvenile delinquents? Is the fact that Marcia-Marcia-Marcia had Dual Identity Disorder make her a suspect? Did Cole come on to Snow too quickly for him to be for real? This is a fun one with one of those endings that many will hate, but worry not, it is still a messed up ending. For some "Brady Bunch" meets "The Exorcist" fun, see "Snow White: A Deadly Summer."
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