Yep, the greatest clown horror film ever! Most of you will agree that Stephen King's "It" movies were over-rated and dull. "The Terrifier"? Yawn! However, the apocalypse and a re-imaging of an H.G. Wells classic, with a big dose of creepy added? Now we are talking. Also, the sultry Tucky Williams as a babe laboratory assistant, clad in a white lab coat, boots, and wielding heavy firepower is something that will inspire you forever. Our feature today is the micro-budget "Clown Nightmare," directed beautifully by Mark Holmberg.
Mark (Holmberg) is the videographer for mad scientist, and H.G. Wells wannabe, Jerry (Jerry Williams). Jerry has invented a time machine, or at least that is what he thinks it is. His beautiful lab assistant Tucky (Tucky Williams) joins him as they are about to fire it up. Oops! Yeah...not quite a time machine. Instead of sending the crew to a different time, the machine opens up a portal to a clown universe and creepy clowns, by the millions come through. These bug-eyed weirdos are ominous and terrorize the Earth as they take it over. Todd (Todd Burrows) joins the crew, and so does BDSM actress Penny (Penny Abney), who uses a paddle in her work. Now the clowns converge on the film studio sending the surviving earthlings into underground tunnels.
Okay, the survivors are separated but get away. Now Todd, Mark, and Jerry are trying to get back to Tucky...who loves shooting machineguns at clowns...who doesn't? Penny? Clown food, sadly. Never mind Penny, Kayla pops up! The perky blonde also loves shooting machineguns at clowns. We like her a lot, and you will too. The clowns are ominous and like cockroaches...they get in. A master wizard clown appears and seems to be able to transcend the time and space continuum, or something like that. Now Jerry has to work fast. He needs to use his mad scientist brains and invent something to close the portal and get rid of all the clowns before the military nukes the whole country.
Will Tucky and Kayla get into a catfight or have a make-out session? Will Jerry adjust his time machine controls to get rid of the clowns? Are the clowns just a metaphor, and a weird foreshadowing of the soon to emerge Biden Administration? This is a good one and Tucky Williams' character is one that you will take a liking to from the start. For some good clown carnage, and realistic end-of-the-world drama, see "Clown Nightmare."
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