Friday, December 27, 2024

Monster Man, Two Hunks and a Babe Hunted by Maniac

This one was made in 2003!  Why haven't I seen it until now?  How could I have missed it?  A pinch of "Jeepers Creepers," a pinch of "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," and a pinch of "Frankenstein" gives us the Michael Davis film, "Monster Man." Gory to the max with a big old monster truck, driven by a big old monster man, hence the title. Heads will be run over, torsos will be crushed, limbs will be amputated, and a sweet virgin boy will be de-virginized by a major league babe!  This one is soooo good!

Adam (Eric Jungmann) believes he is driving to a friend's wedding. The kid is a virgin and very clean cut. Surprise!  His former best friend Harley (Justin Urich) has snuck in the back seat and surprises him. Harley is no virgin.  The crude best buddy wants to go to the wedding, too, and have vicious sex with the bride. Uh oh...Adam and Harley become frightened when two vehicles begin following them. One, a menacing hearse with tinted windows.  More ominous is a menacing big black monster truck that tries to run them off the road.  When the truck does run them off the road, the two buddies try to borrow gas from a van, not realizing a decapitated schmuck is dead inside. They continue on and find sultry hitchhiker , Sarah (Aimee Brooks).  She is not a virgin...there is little doubt here. The babe takes a liking to Adam.

Now the monster truck and hearse keep appearing and chasing these three.  The truck crushes other schmucks along the way and the trio can't shake it.  During respite from the deadly chase, Sarah successfully seduces Adam and the two engage in incredibly awkward pre-marital sex.  Harley is beside himself, but takes it well.  Uh oh...the fiend who drives the monster truck shows himself, and he is a monster (Michael Bailey Smith), indeed. Now he appears to be ready for the kill and gains on them as they speed down a weird country road into a weird ghost town.  Hence the final 25 minutes of this film.  Wow!  Twists, turns, and unimaginable gore.  That's it...no spoilers here...but wow!

Will Adam and Sarah have a shot at more mainstream deviant pre-marital sex?  Will Harley live to bang the bride at the wedding they are supposedly going to?  Just who is this monster in the truck and what does he want from our three youngsters?  Gore, sex, and more gore!  For a really neat horror film with some nice twists (some you will see coming), see "Monster Man."

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