Primal Rage, Even Bigfoot Needs Love

Foraging for berries, avoiding campers, and searching for DB Cooper's loot. The life of Bigfoot...or is it? That description of Sasquatch is so 1990s. 2018's "Primal Rage" gives us a slightly different take on the hairy beast. In this Patrick Magee film, Bigfoot's humanoid side is a bit more developed and he takes on some of the traits of whack-ball survivalist. An amorous whack-ball survivalist, I might add (much to the humiliation of the very pretty Casey Gagliardi).

After a year in the joint Max (Andrew Joseph Montgomery) gets out. His sultry wife Ashley (Gagliardi) picks him up. The two have some bad sex almost immediately and drive into the wilderness where their Jeep hits a schmuck. No surprise, the poor sap would've died anyway as he is all clawed up. A rock throwing Bigfoot then pelts Max with a rock sending him into a creek and Ashley saves him, but the two are miles downstream. They both end up naked (don't ask) and Sasquatch begins watching them. This is where our couple meets up with a bunch of malignant hunters who seek to rape Ashley. Outnumbered, Max will be powerless to stop them. Ah but wait, someone (or something) else desires carnal relations with Ashley, and it attacks.

Bigfoot is adept with bows and arrows and nails a few of the hunters. He'll go through most of these idiots like crap through a goose. By a small miracle, Max survives and is eventually revived by a monster medicine woman (Shannon Malone). Meanwhile Ashley is hauled to the creature's lair where he will...well, you'll see... Powerless to stop Bigfoot's advances, the humiliated Ashley now must think about escape and fight. Max will team up with a half-breed sheriff (Eloy Casados) who must get back in tune with his Indian heritage in order to size up exactly what their up against. This is a gory one and what will happen to Ashley is right out of a Roger Corman epic.

Exactly what is Bigfoot's ultimate plan for Ashley? Will Max and the sheriff be in time before Bigfoot does whatever he intends to do with Ashley? Does the #MeToo movement cover cryptozoological mysteries? This is a vicious Bigfoot film that isn't afraid to cross the line (please don't ask what line). Savage, brutal, and heartbreaking, the film will stay with you long after its conclusion. For some great Sasquatch horror which you won't be able to discuss in polite company, enjoy "Primal Rage."