We have an Italian one today. We can call it Euro-trash as so many sultry Euro-babes, masquerading as Mexican babes, die horribly. Sliced, diced, contorted, folded over, drowned, suspended with fishhooks, etc. All because of a 1300 year old Mayan legend. Mayan? Think Aztec without the glitter. Or think Inca without the marketing campaign. Set in Mexico, this 1989 Marcello Avallone film was filmed in Rome (also known as the Mexico City of the Mediterranean). Let us take a peek at "Maya."
Dr. Slivak (William Berger) lives in a small Mexican town steeped deep with Mayan legend. I won't bore you with that particular legend, needless to say, Slivak seems to have penetrated the veil that separates life from death. Yawn. Of course this is never good, and as a result a curse is unleashed on the town. Slivak is now gone and his sultry daughter, Lisa (Mariella Valentini) arrives in town to figure out what happened to her dad. She'll meet up with Peter (Peter Phelps). We like Peter. When we first meet him he scoops up a naked whore from his bed, throws her over his shoulder, gives her rear end a massive spank, and throws her in a cold shower. There's a man! Never since the Aztecs did a man give a woman what she wanted better than Peter. Peter knows a lot of babes in this town...and one by one they get mutilated, sliced, diced, contorted, hooked, etc. You can take Italy out of Giallo, but you can't take misogyny out of it.
So where are we? We meet Jahaira (Mariangelica Ayala). She's a babe gas station attendant who seems to be with demon on occasion. Two brute American who try to rape her will find this out the hard way. We meet bar wench Laura (Mirella D'Angelo)...every guy who sees her grabs her posterior and forces themself on her...and she loves it. So sad, her fate. Okay, never mind Maria (Vilma Ramia). She was Dr. Slivak's paramour...now she is suspended from the ceiling by fishhooks. Lisa and Peter kind of fall in love, but Peter has not slapped her around yet. If this was "Aztec" instead on "Maya," he would have by now. Peter and Lisa figure out a few things and realize Day of the Dead (the holiday, not movie) is coming up. The town will celebrate this at the great Mayan pyramid and when they do...well, some evil ghost will return to do...well, do evil things.
Will Peter get everyone cheering and rip off Lisa's clothes and slap her buttocks silly? Is this a thinly veiled metaphor of the Mayan feminism that doomed their entire tribe? An Aztec, an Incan, and a Mayan walk into a bar...wait...this is getting too silly. Never mind. See "Maya" for some icky gore, sultry and sweaty Italian babes playing Mexicans, and bitingly accurate history.