Cannibalistic mutants in the swamp! A mad scientist! A babe searches for her missing babe sister! Extra-marital sex! A green, long-toothed monster! Okay, this one is less than low-budget. Perhaps it is a C film instead of a B film. Whatever the budget, this one is infinitely better than the crap that is "Star Wars" and "Mandalorian" idiocy. It is also a far more attractive thing than Taylor Swift. Today we look at the James Ian Mair film, 2022's "Flesh Eaters."
As the film begins a babe wandering into the swamp is torn to pieces and eaten by mutant Akro (Benjamin Mair). Fast forward, Bella (Tara Bixler) is screwing her sister's hubby, Brandon (Jed Brian). The sister, Emma (Jordan Leigh Wheatley) is a nice gal but suspects her husband is messing around. Bella and her buddy, Gretchen (Sunny King), then go into the swamp to attend a party. Everyone at the party has been ripped apart by Akro, but this mutant captures Gretchen and Bella and brings him back to the lab where Dr. Trenton (Jeff Angel) turns people into these cannibalistic green mutants. He does this to Gretchen and soon he will do it to Bella.
Emma and Brandon trudge into the swamp and almost get murdered by Akro. A scientist, Jack (Grant Karazsia), investigating these murders, saves them. Now Akro goes back to the lab. Oh! Bella does become a mutant and will strangle the nurse (Jamie Angel) with a human intestine. The final confrontation is inevitable. Not only when Jack and Emma meet the mad scientist and the mutants, but also when Emma confronts Brandon about him boinking her sister. Bodily organs will be ripped out and tossed about and eaten. A mad scientist will inject glowing green fluid into helpless babes. Brandon will get what he deserves.
Will a catfight occur between Emma and Bella? Will Akro find love with one of these babes? Will an army of these mutants be able to defeat the Houthis or the Taliban? This is a good one with some cheesecake and gore. For a terrific C movie effort, see the very fun "Flesh Eaters."
