Sasquatch Mountain, Bigfoot vs. Miss Korea

Oh, to be Bigfoot. Wander around a lonely forest looking for D.B. Cooper's loot and some nuts and berries...what an existence. Maybe scare a few campers occasionally...that would be fun. Growl, pick ticks out of your fur...a simple and enigmatic life. Then one day, while minding your own business, a babe from the Miss World Pageant, Miss Korea...to be exact, charges at you screaming like a banshee...do you decapitate her or perhaps mate with her? For the answer to that conundrum, you will have to watch 2006's "Sasquatch Mountain," starring Lance Henriksen, Cerina Vincent...and former Miss Korea Karen Kim.

Five schmuck bank robbers led by Travis (Craig Wasson) hit a bank, kill a cop. During the getaway they are blindsided by a car driven by the lovely Erin (Cerina Vincent). Now Erin is a hostage as the six flee into the woods. Kayla (Kim), a beautiful bank-robber,  is ticked at Erin and pummels her. Uh oh...the cops show up and after an elongated gunfight chase the bad guys into the woods. These woods are home to Bigfoot and he is not happy about the intrusion. Here comes Chase (Henriksen). He joins the sheriff's posse because he saw Bigfoot many years ago and no one believed him.

One by one, Bigfoot picks off the cops and robbers. Erin and Miss Korea keep antagonizing each other. After a few kills, Bigfoot traps the crew in a cabin with a decomposing corpse inside. Miss Korea and Erin trade insults and promise a great cat-fight. Uh oh...Bigfoot has something planned and appears to be toying with these schmucks. Oh yes...Erin and Miss Korea continue to hiss at each other. As Bigfoot moves in for the kill, some yell and scream...some run...and Miss Korea...well let us just say that we have to give her a lot of credit for her efforts when confronted with a nine-foot tall hairy monster.

Will Miss Korea and Erin ever get into that knockdown drag-out cat-fight promised throughout this film? Will Miss Korea's passionate charge against Sasquatch produce surprising results? Will Lance Henriksen end up with either of the beauties (I speak of Erin or Miss Korea...not Bigfoot)? Also called "Devil on the Mountain," fans of the Miss World Pageant will find "Sasquatch Mountain" quite worthwhile.