Whether impaled, shot, or thrown from tall buildings, there is something that has us all cheering when cheerleaders get murdered...in film. Maybe they remind us of the gals who would never date us. Or the gals who always got the boy you wanted. Ditzy, blonde, tanned, and perfect. None of us have been graced with perfect looks. Besides, what would so many slashers do without these babes? In today's feature, the beauties will get melted in an inspiring opening scene. Our film today is 2023's "Summerhouse Slaughter," directed by Dustin Ferguson.
Six sultry high school cheerleaders running through their routine at a summer cheer camp are melted when the sprinkler is turned on and acid splashed on them instead of water. Their skin will melt off their bones and their faces will drip down into their cleavage. A horrible mistake? Murder? The next year, cheerleader coach, Ms. Paddington (Jennifer Banko) brings six more high school lovelies to this same camp. Courtney (Jazmyne Van Houten) is constantly ragging on Tanya (Julia Farrell). Courtney is upset that Tanya has been allowed in this camp despite coming from a poor family. Courtney has plans for Tanya which include a giant panda and a bear trap...don't ask, just go with it. Well, when the panda gets killed, the fiend dresses up as a panda and starts stalking the cheerleaders. You gotta like gritty reality.
One by one the gals die in some really unique ways. The panda has a javelin and impales the lovelies in some very private places. No babe is safe in the bath tub, and gratuitous baths will be interrupted. Tanya emerges as a potential final girl and as the film progresses we think she may indeed be the killer. Courtney, the b@#$h, gets meaner and we sense her demise will be quite prolonged and bloody. We like the gals...well, maybe not...and cringe when they are murdered in such fiendish ways.
Will this cheerleading squad be massacred off completely just like last year's squad at this camp? Is the killer one of the cheerleaders or some creepy caretaker (Ari Lehman)? There are references in this movie to Cropsy in "The Burning." Will any of these cheerleaders be deemed too beautiful to die or will this film follow the Giallo principles? See "Summerhouse Slaughter" and do your own cheering.