Today we go back to our buddies at Full Moon and Charles Band. Sultry dames, naked a lot, with piranha teeth in their mouths and mouths on their...well...you can guess...but its naughty. Yep, a plot we actually wanted to see. Today we look at 2022's "Piranha Women" directed by Fred Olen Ray and starring a bunch of dames that in the day could have been Playboy bunnies! Do they still have Playboy bunnies?
As our film begins a convention attendee (Houston Rhines) breaks away from lectures and finds himself at a seaside bar. He is picked up by the sultry Shawna (Keep Chambers). She'll bring him back to her place, get naked with him in her pool, and eat his tally-whacker off. A morality tale? Perhaps. Lexi (Sof Puchley) is dying and doctors can't help her. She goes to a mad scientist who has a new experimental treatment. Right! Piranha DNA. Soon, she is a piranha woman along with Shawna and babe Allison (Carrie Overgaard). They lure men home, get them in their pool, or naked in bed, and eat them with their three mouths. The gals treated by Dr. Sinclair (Shary Nassimi) live in the same house and feed on guys from the aforementioned bars.
Uh oh...Lexi's fiancé Richard (Bobby Rice) misses the now missing babe. He searches for her and traces her steps to Sinclair's offices. Sinclair does not need to be discovered and sends Allison after him. The gals will feast on more men...a metaphor for California girls? Oh, we'll get, thanks to Mr. Ray, gratuitous skinny dipping scenes and blood covered nudity. The cops now believe Richard is the killer and begin following him. Richard is smart...he figures out the weakness of the piranha women but their seduction capability may give them the ultimate advantage.
Any chance Richard pries Lexi out of the influence of Shawna and Allison? Is being eaten by the three toothy mouths of the piranha women a desired way to go? Would piranha men have toothy mouths on their tally-whackers? Okay, silly question. A loose remake of Stanley Kubrick's "Barry Lyndon," "Piranha Women" is a must see if you ever enjoyed Full Moon Entertainment movies.
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