Charlton Heston would have made it big if the Polonia brothers were making movies in the 60s. Okay, are there more definitive scenes, in any film, demonstrating the plight of misunderstood apes, than when space-babe Jamie Morgan strips to her leopard print intimates and orders an ape to tie her up and whip her? Perhaps the original "Planet of the Apes" could have used this type of metaphor. A bit of "Planet of the Apes," a bit of "Star Wars," a bit of "2001: A Space Odyssey," and a healthy spoonful of deviant S&M action make up today's film, 2023's "Revenge of the Empire of the Apes," directed by Mark Polonia.
Space-babe (Morgan) is bound in a prison ship. Soon she will be given to mutant ape Mongo so that he can have his way with her. This won't go well. Meanwhile, Gory and Cobo (Tim Hatch and Herk Reynolds) are two rebel apes upset at how the all knowing and powerful Royal Seer has dispersed simian civilization and enslaved it. In an act of sabotage, Gory and Cobo strike the Royal Seer on its home planet. Unfortunately these two rebels are captured and sentenced to spend the rest of their lives in an inhospitable ice planet in another galaxy. Now in a frozen wasteland, the ape duo must survive. They will be hunted by monsters and must fight to survive and eat.
When all looks lost...a stroke of luck. Apparently the prison ship space-babe was on crash landed on this ice world. Now Cobo and Gory team up with lone-survivor of the crash...space-babe. Luckily for the apes...she is kinky and into...well...you know. After some bondage and whipping, the now trio decide to attempt to repair the ship and make it back to the planet of the Royal Seer. With revenge and deviance on their minds, Cobo, Gory, and space-babe embark on another space journey. Uh oh...their peril has just begun as deep space can be an unforgiving realm.
Will our trio make it back to exact revenge on the Royal Seer? Is the Royal Seer a thinly veiled metaphor for Joe Biden and his reign of terror? Are relations between space-babes and other life forms a rip-off of plot lines from Max Gunssler novels? The Polonia Brothers have done it again...made a film that we actually want to watch. For some scifi fun, but deeper than all the 'Star Wars' garbage, see "Revenge of the Empire of the Apes."
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