Okay...one must look at today's film from the perspective of babe actress Elizabeth Low. Ms. Low plays a model in this one...a model servicing Pamela Anderson. Low's role is to get naked, lay down, and let Ms. Anderson mount her. Anderson then pours cold white goop on Low's breasts and abdomen. Now it gets better...Anderson, using both hands, sensually smears the goop all over Low's breasts and abdomen. In the film, Low does tell us, "...it feels sexy." I bet. Oh yes...we have a good one today, 1996's "Naked Souls," starring our "Baywatch" honey and directed by Lyndon Chubbuck.
Britt (Anderson) is an artist who does boob art. Well, she makes busts of...busts. While not groping boobs of attractive young women she allows her BF Edward (Brian Krause) to grope her boobs during steamy pre-marital sex. Edward? Yep, a hunk and a wannabe mad-scientist. He plugs electrodes into brains of serial killer corpses and sucks out their memories. Now Edward has taken those memories and put them in his own brain...and he doesn't know how to get rid of them. Now Edward has memories of stalking big-boobed naked babes and murdering them in states of undress. Enter uber mad-scientist Everett (David Warner). Everett is interested in Edward's experiments and makes him his sole heir. Everitt is in a dying body...se what's coming?
Britt gropes more boobs and has more pre-marital sex with Edward, so her own boobs can be groped. This is very fine cinema. Okay, Everett pulls a switcheroo...he puts himself into Edwards young body and Edward gets the dying old body. Now Everett can grope boobs. Uh oh...the surprise is on Everett. His brain has kept the serial killer memories. Now Everett is plagued by images of murdering big breasted naked babes. All is not well...Edward is now dying and needs Britt's help in pulling another switcheroo. At stake is the privilege of groping and playing with a "Baywatch" actress' boobs. Edward's plan is a shaky one especially since Everett has abducted the reluctant Britt. Time is short as the heart in the old body is about to give out.
Should Britt ditch both these guys and look for David Hasselhoff? Why hasn't Elizabeth Low written a book or had a movie funded about her experiences on the set of this film? Is there a market for bust busts? Okay, dumb question. Straight to video 1990s joy! For some prurient thrills see this film. Oh, if you are wondering if this is something you would enjoy...read the first paragraph again. See "Naked Souls" and then take a long shower.
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