Two hot lesbian vampires who make-out a lot. A sheriff's department with a mean sheriff, a midget deputy, and a sultry Asian babe deputy. A high kill count with a lot of blood. A god, or an angel, or demon portrayed by a hot babe. Catfights. I know...I asked the same thing. How did we miss this 2009 film? Today we look at "Life Blood," directed by Ron Carlson.
As our film begins the sultry Brooke (Sophie Monk) is making out with the equally as hot Rhea (Anya Lahiri). The two lesbian lovers are at a New Year's Eve party in 1969 at a Hollywood actor's (Justin Shilton) place. The actor tries to make moves on Brooke and Rhea but is rebuffed. He finds Carrie (Scout Taylor-Compton) and tries to rape her. Brooke intervenes and stabs the actor 87 times. Now on the run, Brooke and Rhea pull over. Rhea is a good soul and wants to go back. Wait! God (Angela Lindvall) comes down, kills Brooke, and makes Rhea a vampire. Rhea's job is to rid the world of evil people. Rhea begs this god-babe into bringing Brooke back to life. Mistake.
40 years later, Brooke and Rhea emerge from a cocoon as vampires. Brooke is evil and kills everyone she meets. Rhea tries to stop her. A sheriff's department finds the bodies. Now the sheriff (Charles Napier), his midget deputy (Danny Woodburn), and his hot Asian deputy (Jennifer Tung) are after the duo. The duo get holed up in a hostage situation and more neck-biting and murder takes place. Now a catfight as Rhea realizes Brooke can't be reformed. The cops close in. A moment of truth between the good vampire Rhea and the evil vampire Brooke is at hand. More kissing...and biting ensue.
Will Rhea be forced to murder her lover, Brooke? Will Brooke murder Rhea? Will any of these two babe vamps feed on the hot Asian chick deputy? Erotic and vicious. For a steamy and bloody vampire film, see "Life Blood."
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