Okay, so picture this. The sultry Euro-Babe secret agent knocked out by another sultry babe, this one Asian. The Euro-Babe will be put in a cage, chained up and whipped by Asian babes as the leader of a lesbian virgin cult snickers on the sideline. No, not a sequel to "La Dolce Vita," but the 1969 Jesus Franco film "Kiss Me Monster." Jesus Franco? Picture a poor man's Jean Rollin. Jean Rollin? Fine, we'll spell it out for you, Euro-Babes in danger, sometimes making out with each-other, often dying horribly, and nude a lot. Bring this one up at your next book club!
Two sultry secret agent dames, twin sisters Diana (Janine Reynaud) and Regina (Rosanna Yanni) are hired by INTERPOL to find a missing genius and his secret formula. The dames go about their investigations by posing as an internationally renown stripper duo, The Red Lips. Now they hit an isle of Spain and begin snooping and performing. Their acts are quite...arousing. They'll meet an assortment of weirdos, many want to rape and kill them. During one of their striptease acts, Regina meets the missing scientist, but he is murdered before he can tell her anything. Now two cults are after them. One dresses in red cloaks and black dunce cap type hoods. The other one, the aforementioned lesbian virgins, abduct and torture Regina. Oh! Some mad scientist has created hunk clones with the minds of dogs and these guys invade the cult, kill the virgins and abscond with their leader.
Regina and Diana are together again and each has found out a lot of information. They'll be double-crossed but their seduction techniques get them out of a lot of hairy situations. The babes will frolic in bikinis, striptease costumes, and other playful garments as they are abducted, roughed up, and put in forms of bondage. Fear not, their seduction abilities is the greatest weapon of all in this film. Now it appears everyone they meet is an imposter, a double-crosser, or a weird cultist (just like the U.S. State Department). Many of those peeps will die horribly, as our sultry sister duo get closer to solving a mystery that should never be solved.
Will Diana and Regina end up in a massive catfight with the virgin lesbian cult? Will our sultry duo be chained up together and whipped by rival strippers? Will these two Euro-Babes have any clothes on when they do solve the mystery? Ha! You thought there was nothing left on the streaming services that was of any interest to you! See "Kiss Me Monster," and enjoy a playful Jesus Franco film with a lot of Euro-Babe seduction and violence.
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