Saturday, April 27, 2024

Hellhounds, Werewolves Misbehaving

Sultry werewolf biker chicks!  Biker werewolves from rival gangs!  Werewolf sex!  Gore! Nudity! Nubile prisoners in bondage!  Yes!  When was the last time we had a werewolf film with all this stuff in it?  Hey, now I don't want to overstate this, but this film even has DB Cooper in it.  Today we look at 2024's "Hellhounds," directed by Robert Conway.

Mass murderer Dave (Daniel Link), who hopes to be turned into a werewolf by werewolf queen Lucella (Eva Hamilton), takes prisoners in the desert with the intention of feeding them to Lucella when she arrives.  Excuse the run-on sentence.  Lucella is a 400 year old babe who is naked a lot, covered in blood, and has just turned the hunk Kevin (Cameron Kotecki) into her mate...and Kevin is ticked.  Enter Alias (Nathaniel Burns), a werewolf biker.  He heads the Hellhounds gang, which have been all but wiped out by rival gang the Silver Bullets.  Alias has a score to settle with Lucella and Dave. Also enter Mia (Dana Kippel), a sultry bounty hunter who also has a score to settle with Dave,  Alias and Mia team up.  Mia is not a werewolf and gets an education as she gets to know Alias.

Meanwhile, Emma (Amelia Haberman) is tied up in a trailer with fellow prisoners Brandy (Anna Harr) and Tommy (Tim Sauer).  Dave plans to use them to feed Lucella when she arrives.  Meanwhile, after murdering Kevin's wife and turning Kevin, Lucella will have a bunch of werewolf sex with him.  So now we have the sides set...Lucella, Kevin, and Dave on the evil team...Alias and Mia on the good team.  Crossbows with silver arrows, guns, and fangs will abound as a bloody conclusion nears.

Spirited, deviant, and vicious...this film is a terrific werewolf tale.  Will Kevin turn against Lucella for killing his wife?  Will the sultry non-werewolf Mia allow Alias to turn her?  Just what does happen during werewolf sex?  For a terrific and action packed modern day fairy tale, see "Hellhounds."

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