Yes! Mindy Robinson plays a bikini model taking on Elizabeth Bathory's family. Is there a more perfect plot in the history of film? Forget the tired plots about racism (Yawn), social justice, superheroes, or strong-willed women succeeding in a man's world. All garbage! Gimme a bikini model bathing in the blood of virgins and deviant sex. Wokeness be damned...nubile bikini models rule! That's my motto. Today we look at 2015's "A Blood Story," directed by Joe Hollow.
Madison (Robinson) is a bikini model turned writer. She comes home one day and finds her husband cutting up a young babe in their marital babe. Madison shoots him dead. Happens. Now Madison is a writer searching for the fountain of youth. She ends up at a castle run by the ancestors of Elizabeth Bathory. Francis (Camden Toy) and his daughter Anna (Melanie Robel), who are just a little too intimate for dad and daughter, are the hosts. At this castle, young nubile babes are whipped to death and their blood is used for bathing. Madison takes advantages, bathes in the blood, and all her scars, inflicted on her by her crazy husband, disappear. Also there is ex-assassin Carter (Mark Hanson)...he and Madison will bond. Many months later, Madison and Carter decide to rob the castle of its treasure.
Now Madison and Carter return for another weekend of bathing in virgin blood. Uh oh, Elizabeth Bathory's (Debra Lamb) spirit wants Madison. Uh oh again, Anna and Francis are smart...they know Madison and Carter are there to rob them. Triple uh oh...Francis and Anna want to do a blood ritual and bring Elizabeth back to life. Who's blood will they need for this ritual? You can probably guess. Or can you? Incest...orgies...aphrodisiacs...spankings...BDSM...more incest...and blood baths will fill much of this film. Oh yes...Linnea Quigley is in this, too.
Will Madison and Carter be successful in stealing the Bathory gold? Will Elizabeth take Madison's soul...and/or body? If Hollywood script writers made more films about bikini models bathing and frolicking, would they have to fear about being replaced by AI? This is a gratuitous and satisfying film on so many levels. One may even hazard to aver that this film is Mindy Robinson's magnum opus. See "A Blood Story," and develop a new appreciation for bikini models.
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