Blondes in bikinis, or other undies, don't usually fare well in these films. The nubile lot just can't keep from capturing the attention of satanists, berserkers, or evil witches. Sadly, they are punished for their beauty. No, not a film about woke Ivy league colleges, but a serious horror film about witchcraft, blood sacrifices, and an inept team of parapsychic researchers. Our feature today is the 1969 uber erotic "The Naked Witch" (aka "The Witchmaker"), directed by William O. Brown.
As our film begins a sultry blonde in a white bikini climbs out of the swamp all wet and shiny. She'll immediately be grabbed by Luther the Berserker (John Lodge), stripped, murdered, hung upside down, and drained of her blood. This babe was the eighth nubile blonde to buy it this way. Enter Dr. Hayes (Alvy Moore) and his team. The team? Blonde babe psychic Tasha (Thordis Brandt), the lovely blonde but useless Sharon (Robyn Millan), the sultry secretary Maggie (Shelby Grant), the grad student Owen (Tony Benson), and the hunk reporter Vic (Anthony Eisley). The first thing they do as they enter the bayou where all these babes have been drained of blood? Right. Tasha and Sharon, dress in bikinis, Tasha takes her top off, and the babes rub suntan lotion all over themselves. Luther senses Tasha's presence and wants her. Who wouldn't?
Luther knows talent, though other than her looks, Tasha really isn't good at anything, except rubbing suntan lotion. Luther summons an old hag, who turns into a babe witch (Warrene Ott) and they entrance Tasha. Tasha then lures Sharon into a midnight tryst, but Luther is waiting and they drain her blood. So sad. Now Luther and the witch he conjured, with an entranced Tasha go to work on the team. Dr. Hayes is useless and slow. Vic is heroic but incompetent. Luther and all the babe and nude witches he conjures up are party animals and into orgies, and in need of the blonde babe Tasha. Vic has a plan, not a good one, but Dr. Hayes and him will try it. At stake, the sultry and entranced Tasha.
Will there be a catfight between Tasha and either Maggie, Sharon, or the dozen or so babe nude witches? Will Luther be able to make Tasha his mate for all eternity? Does Luther have any idea what happens to babes after a week...it's like that Meatloaf song, "Paradise by the Dashboard Lights." I mean, eternity is a long time to put up with an annoying laugh or constant nagging, or...okay, never mind. See the very erotic and arousing "The Naked Witch."
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