Oh those Etruscans! They came...they stayed for awhile...they disappeared. Damn those lousy Etruscans! Who are the Etruscans? Glad you asked. According to 1972's "The Dead Are Alive" (L' Etrusco Uceide Ancora), they are a fashion conscious race of ancient Italians who are very prudish when it comes to fashion. This Italian horror film, directed by Armando Crispino, has dozens of twists, many over the top, and more suspects than the Corleone family.