Okay, it ain't blue, and it ain't a monkey. Take heart, because it is infinitely creepier than a smurf/simian. So why call this 1987 film "Blue Monkey"? Don't ask. What is important is that we have a giant bug thing, beautiful damsels in much peril, a grouchy cop trying to save the damsels, an abandoned insane asylum, and a big laser gun. Okay...a bit choppy perhaps, but these ingredients are mixed to produce an effective horror work containing some images that will stay with you.