When I lived in Maryland, my family and I attended a traditional Baptist church that decided to go the contemporary way. Gone was the choir, and in was the praise band. Also in, in order to reach the mentally deranged among us for Christ, was a clown ministry. Children were frightened to tears and parents decided to skip the worship service and hang out in the gym. In 2012's "Stitches," Kate (Gemma-Leah Devereux) remarks, "Not every party ends with a dead clown." Too bad....gone are the days of Bozo. In today's paranoid society, most of us conjure up images of Stephen King's fiend from the novel "It" when we think of clowns. Let us take a look at a gory offering from Ireland, "Stitches."