What do sultry young women do when alone in their apartments? They pay bills, answer emails, clean counter tops, and fold laundry. However, in the world of old guys who make movies, these women prance around in lacy lingerie, engage in erotic role-playing, and have pre-marital sex with a different guy each night. The film industry's portrayal of women is demeaning, no doubt, and it does give impressionable young men a warped sense of the opposite sex. Enough of this sermon, let us turn our attention to 1986's "Crawlspace."