Where has this film been all my life? Nurse-sploitation (if you also count young nubile candy stripers) galore! They are hot! They are in need! They French kiss one another, but for a good reason. See, they are, deep down, slimy aliens seeking to reproduce and conquer Earth. Yep, a story for our time. There will be gratuitous nudity, lesbian deep kissing, useless men castrated, and slimy things eating cocoon wrapped doctors from the inside. No, not "We Are Marshall," but 2006's "Candy Stripers," directed by Kate Robbins.
The sultry Tammy (Sarah McGuire) has been brought into the hospital after a car crash. Janine (Deanna Brooks) is the hot candy striper left to stay with her in her room. Tammy awakes and implores Janine to give her a passionate kiss. Janine does and a slimy alien moves out of Tammy's mouth into Janine. Janine lesbian French kisses her fellow candy stripers and even some hot nurses. Meanwhile, three hunk high school basketball players are brought to the hospital after a brawl. Matt (Brian Lloyd) has a broken leg and his GF, cheerleader, the shallow Krystal (Nicole Rayburn) follows him there. Also following him there is babe Cherie (Tori White) who desperately wants to be Matt's GF. While at the hospital, Janine and her minions seduce doctors, attack, and wrap them in webs. Now the doctors are being eaten from the inside by alien fiends.
Cherie and Matt figure out what is going on and figure they need to escape. The candy stripers seduce with nudity, passion, and French kissing. Now catfighting occurs between Cherie and Krystal, and the hot candy stripers. The candy stripers feed solely on sugar, and love licking...lollypops. More catfighting occurs as Cherie figures out a way to kill them, but by now, there are too many. Realizing the babes plan world conquest, our trio realize that they must kill all of them and scrap the idea of escaping.
Will Janine have passion with cheerleader Krystal or babe Cherie before trying to turn them? Will Krystal and Cherie engage in a catfight over the hunk Matt? If nude candy stripers and hot nurses in white in heat were a plot device in the newest "Star Wars" movie, would that have revived that dying franchise? This one is so gratuitous and will serve as a guilty and prurient pleasure. For some steamy movie viewing elation, see "Candy Stripers."
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