Wait! The sultry Sarah French as a shrieking ugly witch? Yep...that's what you call a versatile actress. Okay, sorority babes as demons. You college guys are nodding your heads too enthusiastically here. Nubile babes becoming demons may not be such a big reach, but here we mean, real demons. Like conjured from Hell and reciting pagan incantations. Okay, I know, normal stuff at any Tri-Delta sorority house. Forget it, never mind, let's just plough into a discussion of 2025's "Sorority of the Damned, " directed by Joe Davison and Roy Knyrim.
Trevor (Davison) is a boorish janitor/maintenance man who is frequently called to a bitchy sorority house on campus to unclog toilets of feminine hygiene products. The house mother is the witch Angela (Felissa Rose) and the sorority president is the sultry lesbian Amber (Kaleina Cordova). All the sisters are sultry and Jenny (Sydney Carvill) is a clean cut one and her only friend in the sorority is Morgan (Chelsea Jordan). The redhead Circey (Jaime Brightbill) is Amber's object of desire, and Grace (Kourtney George) and Morai (Olivia Cordell) are two nubile babes that will either get their face ripped off or be ripped in two. Okay, Trevor finds a secret room in the sorority house's basement that is actually a temple with an altar in it. He also finds a Necronomicon type book with satanic spells, incantations, and curses. Now Angela commandeers this book and gathers the sisters into the room for a rite.
Angela forces Jenny to get naked and has the other girls, some naked, hold her to the altar. Angela does a spell and all the girls are now demons, except Grace and Morai who will be murdered in graphic fashion. After a blood-rite or two, the demon sisters go to a cemetery where they will resurrect dead witches including Sarah French. Oh, Trevor finds out that in addition to being a janitor, he is also the latest of a bloodline that kills demons. Now equipped with some demon killing tools, he sets off to stop the demons from destroying the world. The nubile sisters are now hideous and vicious demons. Trevor always had a soft spot for Jenny and does not want to murder the girls, just the demons that possess them. A raucous final showdown will occur where the world will either be destroyed or saved.
Are the demons in this film as bad as sorority sisters in general at American universities? Will college guys see this film and wonder where the fiction lies? Is the use of feminine hygiene products clogging toilets as a plot device a metaphor for the awful state of the higher education system in America? The babes in this film are all sultry and the acting is sensational. For a tremendous cheese factor and a really neat action-hero demon hunter, see "Sorority of the Damned."
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