Okay, let's get this over with. That scene! The one with the 15-foot Great White. Completely out of place. Still...it is a 15-foot Great White in an amusement park slasher film...why not? I mean, it wasn't like a hot air balloon scene in which two young lovers laugh in glee! A Great White! Irrelevant...but a Great White, nonetheless. The film we have today is a 2025 slasher film. Slasher all the way. This may be the goriest film you see all year. So let us get to "Mouse of Horrors," directed by Brenda Petrizzo.
Two slag lovelies (Eve Vice and Misti Taylor) in a seaside town are looking for guys to have pre-marital sex with. One will be dismembered by a man in a mouse mask (Lewis Santer), the other will be cut up later. Fun-Land, an amusement park in this town will be the center of the horror. After a jogger is torn apart by the same mouse man, Meg (Erin Sanderson) will bring her buddies to the place. Meg works there and will sneak back in with her mates to have her buddy Chloe's (Natasha Tosini) going away party. Kim (Allie Moreno), Chloe's bestie is there with a lot more babes and hunks. Oh yes, we meet the mouse man, and his mate, the bear man (Stephen Staley). These two slashers are controlled by mad scientist Dr. Rupert (Chris Lines). Rupert sends these two monstrosities out to capture women and take their body parts. Yep, Rupert is a regular Dr. Frankenstein and is producing a bride for the mouse man, piece by piece.
The kills will be gory...very gory. The bear and mouse will cut off, or pluck out body parts of nubile babes and their hunk boyfriends and feed them to the dying unfortunate. Ick! Rupert sees Chloe and wants her to be the head of the bride. You'll meet the unfinished bride, later. Now the bear and mouse scavenge the closed Fun-Land hunting for babes. The hunk BFs will be in the way and will also die in gory fashion, Knives, sledgehammers, machetes, hedge clippers, and other bladed instruments will be the weapons of choice for the psychos. The trio of psychos will go through babes and hunks like crap through a goose. Then! The Great White shark! Out of nowhere! Wow! Again...why not? Chloe has spunk and desires to save her mates, or the ones still alive, and goes to war with the psychos.
Will Chloe be the final girl, and if so will she save any of her mates? Has Dr. Rupert received any funding from USAID, or collaborated with Dr. Fauci? Will Bear and Mouse have a knock down drag out fight over the sultry Chloe? This is an extremely gory one which will cause you to avert your gaze from the screen. For a classic slasher film with real slashers, see "Mouse of Horrors."
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