Okay...when our bombshell has a vision that Deathstalker is the Prince of Darkness, she sneaks away to begin her search. She visits the sheriff (Bo Hopkins), but he is uninterested, and has never heard of Ellinvnatas. Susan finds enough clues, like pentagrams burned into the sand, but the sheriff is still unmoved. After being chased by Satanists in souped up desert vehicles, Susan finds this elusive town. When she walks in on a black mass being conducted by the Devil -Master (Robert Tessier), they are expecting her. They grab her and bring her to the pentagram in the desert, and the Devil-Master beckons Satan, quoting Keats, to "enrich this chalice of toad's blood with thy potency, that I may fertilize this blaspheming slut." In all fairness, she called him some pretty abusive adjectives in the previous scene. As he tries to rape Susan, she escapes clad only in a blouse and panties. During her escape, the bombshell uses knives, boulders, fire, gun, cars, and tree branches to dispose of 10 Satanists. She takes a break to shower nude under a waterfall, again, unhampered by tan-lines. Uh oh...Deathstalker and Bo Hopkins are on her trail...but can either of these men be trusted?
Susan is a feisty heroine, and at no point in this epic do we sense she is at a disadvantage. She goes through Satanists like crap goes through a goose. Ryan is, in the classic sense of the word, a babe. Troma probably picked Ryan because of her obvious appeal in shower scenes, but her acting is pretty good. Despite the low budget, the action is superb, as many of the scenes will remind you of "The Road Warrior." See this Troma film. If you have small children and have seen "The Toy Story" movies 40 times too many, "Fertilize the Blasphemous Bombshell" will serve as needed therapy.