Satan's Cheerleaders, Bimbos vs. The Prince of Darkness

Let us dive back into 1970s drive-in, sexploitation. Here we will see four cheerleaders engage in cat-fights, water-balloon wars with rival cheerleading squads, pre-marital sex, shower scenes, locker room scenes, and combat with satanists.  We will also have the privilege of watching world-renown actress Yvonne DeCarlo chant the inspiring "Kill...Kill...Mutilate...Kill" mantra.  Lots of jiggling, beauties in peril, and gratuitous sexual scenes, as only 1970s drive-in films can deliver, will be the order of today's blog entry. From 1977, let us take a peek at "Satan's Cheerleaders."

Ah!  The cheerleaders from Benedict High School in Arnold, California!  Debbie (Alisa Powell), Chris (Hillary Horan), Sharon (Sherry Marks), and Patty (Kerry Sherman) are a flirtatious quartet. Quite promiscuous, they are, and full of tease and spirit.  Their coach, Ms. Johnson (Jacqueline Cole) is pure and naive, quite a contrast to her girls. Even after being groped by a pervert janitor and raped by a satanist, Ms. Johnson maintains her attitude of finding the best in people.  Anyway....after the squad humiliates the school janitor (Jack Kruschen), he kidnaps all of them and delivers them to a satanic cult.  The sheriff (John Irleand) and his wife (Yvonne DeCarlo) lead the cult and plan on sacrificing one of them.  The Prince of Darkness requires a virgin sacrifice and the cult believes these girls will provide one.  Now these satanists are pretty thick, even we know there is no chance any of these girls being a virgin.

But wait!  Patty seems to be in some trance.  When she first sees a satanic altar, she strips, lays on the altar, and is raped by some demon. Yvonne DCarlo fears Patty and implores the sheriff to kill her. The sheriff imprisons the girls and rapes Ms. Johnson.  The girls keep escaping, but the whole town is in the cult, and the girls are always captured.  Alas, the night of the great sacrifice has come, and the girls better think of something fast lest they have their innards carved out.

In addition to gratuitous nude scenes, these cheerleaders have some very promiscuous one-liners that show us exactly where their minds are. For example, to a hunk football player, "I'm wild about your backfield in motion." One of the vixens to Yvonne DeCarlo, "We live out west where the men are men and the women are glad of it."  If "Bridge of Spies" is too heavy and melodramatic for you, convince your buddies to save some hard earned dough, and head to YouTube to view "Satan's Cheerleaders."