As our peeps break into the dark ride, and turn the electricity on, they hit the marijuana and conspire to do some pre-marital sex. Unfortunately slashers have an intense bent for morality, and the park killer, who had been in a lunatic asylum (no New Jersey jokes here), escaped from the institution two weeks ago. Double uh-oh! Their arrival at the park isn't as coincidental as it first seemed. Someone in the group has some weird plans for the friends. The killer then strikes with big knives and axes. The insaniac believes the college kids are his toys and spreads their corpses (in several pieces) over many of the exhibits. Of course the surviving babes and hunks get separated and find themselves locked in without cell phone reception. As the pretty and handsome fall, will anyone survive the maniac?
Made almost a decade ago, did Mr. Singer intend this to be a warning about Chris Christie? However pretty she is, is there a chance that the 'shroom munching, nymphomaniac Jen will survive? Is the fiendish plot of one of the college kids at all related to the carnage that will take place in this film? The acting is terrific, characters are enjoyable, and the gore is aplenty. Available on Netflix, don't miss this bloodbath of amusement.