We have an erotic one today. An erotic vampire one. What makes a movie erotic. Well, a few things. The babes have to be sultry and the guys have to be hunks. The hunks and babes have to engage in deviant and prolonged pre-marital sex. The gals need some gratuitous lingerie and very tight slinky garments. Stilettos will help. The guys? Six-pack abs and they have to grunt a lot. A Tubi Original has captured our arousal factor today, 2024's "You Shouldn't Have Let Me In," directed by Dave Parker.
The sultry but shallow social media influencer, Rochelle (Isabella Egizi), is getting married in Italy. She rents an old Italian villa/mansion for her bachelorette party. Her buddy, the very sultry Jenny (Anastasiya Bogach) is already there and sultry redhead Kelsey (Diana Gardner) has just arrived. Breanna (Giulia Nunnari), the sultry party girl in the tight party dress and stilettos? Already eaten by a vampire at the nightclub she was at last night...so sad. Some tenseness seeps into this reunion of the babes here in Italy. Seems Rochelle (who has over a million followers on Instagram) stole her fiancé Richard (David Nurra) from Kelsey. Oh, also arriving is Blake (Nathaniel Ansbach), the gay friend. The party gets going. Then an invite from the owner of the villa, Victor (Fabian Castro). He's a vampire, but the gals don't know it yet. Meet at a trendy nightclub...the same one Breanna was eaten at.
The booming Techno Rock seems to hypnotize these gals to some semi-lesbian behavior. There, Victor, the vampire, sets his eyes on Kelsey and entrances her. He convinces the gals to invite him and his vampire henchmen back to the villa. There, Kelsey will have deviant sex with Victor, Rochelle and Jenny will share some lesbian passion, but not before sex with the two henchmen. Now Victor moves in to change Kelsey. How does this go? Ha! You'll see. Oh, Blake! The gay guy! Guess who else is gay. The sacred knight who's life's mission it is to slay vampires, Dario (Riccardo Angelini). Quite the hunk too, though not a great sacred knight. It is difficult to find good sacred knights in Europe since the formation of the EU. There will be passionate pre-marital sex. Deviant sex. Lingerie peeled off and thrown across the room. Babes running in stilettos fleeing bloodsuckers. Blood. Throat cuttings. Throats ripped out.
Will Victor be able to turn Kelsey into his vampire bride? Will Rochelle shed her materialism and narcissism and help save Kelsey from the entrancing vampire? Why does Tubi or Hollywood seem allergic to making movies with such high babe-factors? Well, this one has the cheesecake and beefcake which movies of late seem to avoid. For some erotic bloodsucking, see "You Shouldn't Have Let Me In."
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