Tuesday, December 22, 2020

Bullets of Justice, World War 3 and Pigs

What if pigs ruled the world? Okay...I know...they already do. I mean literally. What if all men were pigs? Stop it! I know...they are! I mean literally. Whatever social or political commentary can be derived from our feature today, let it not take away its luster as a fun grindhouse/exploitation tale. We will talk about 2019's "Bullets of Justice," directed by Valeri Milev, today. Filmed in Bulgaria, revolting at times, offensive always, and just such a pleasure to watch, this film will deliver big time on the gore and nudity.

World War 3 has come to an unceremonious end. We (humans) lost. At the end of the war, Russia and the U.S. tried to genetically alter pigs to use as a weapon. The experiments got out of control and the pig-people rose up. A biological attack to kill all the pig-people backfired and now humans can not propagate. The only being who can is a Pig-mother who lives on a farm in New York City where humans are harvested for food. Enter Rob Justice (Timur Turisbekov). As the film opens he and his sultry assistant Nina (Yana Marinova) are battling a flying pig with a midget tail-gunner strapped to his back. You are just gonna have to see this for yourself. Nina will be killed soon after after engaging in steamy pre-maritalsex with Rob. Rob is a warrior in the resistance. 

As all looks bleak for humans, the survivors decide to go on the offensive. Enter Rob's sister, and deviant lover, Raksha (Doroteya Toleva). She's a babe...even though she has a moustache. The two will be sent to infiltrate the human farm, find the mother pig, and kill her. Uh oh...betrayal and deviant sex awaits...not all heterosexual. A vision from a dream signals to Rob that a male model from one of his fantasies is real and seeking to destroy him. With temptations from his heterosexual and homosexual ids, Rob partakes on his mission with a tortured soul. He and Raksha are capable, but traitors and a pig nation in control may be too much to overcome.

I know, a classic Herman Melville plot...still, this comes at us as a unique story in the age of tired superhero films. Gritty, deviant, and disgusting, this movie will please many fans of this blog. The ending will be cerebral, carnal, or 'out-there,' depending on how you choose to interpret it. For a spaghetti western type tale set in an apocalyptic wasteland, see "Bullets of Justice." Oh! One more thing...I didn't mention it but Danny Trejo is in this, too. 

2 comments:

  1. Danny is gunna gun those swines down. Wonderful review.

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  2. I grew up on a farm and pigs always got a bad rap. They are actually some of the cleanest animals I have taken care of!

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