I recently read in The Huffington Post that smart people have fewer friends. Apparently there are a shortage of smart people in the world, and geniuses do not tolerate the stupid. One wonders if this means that smart people have more imaginary friends. Without fiends...wouldn't one's mind compensate? Imaginary friends would be capable of so much which actual people couldn't achieve. They could keep us entertained...never be annoying...always be available...and murder everyone else in our lives. Wait! What was that last one? Let us look at 2015's "Banjo," from the U.K.