As late as the early 1990s, The Necromonicon graced the card catalogues in some of the finest university libraries. Wouldn’t you know it, the editions all seemed to be missing. Not one library had a spare copy. This nefarious work, created by H.P. Lovecraft way back in the 1920s has taken on a life of it’s own. In every case, in these H.P. Lovecraft stories, the possessor of this thing has access to great powers. Also, in every instance, the poor sap who has the thing purloined from him, suffers a fate worse than death. Real men protect their women, especially from demonic forces seeking to mate with them. To keep your main squeezes pure, you should definitely include a copy of The Necromonicon in your scary movie survival kit.
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