Unfortunately for Alicia (Margaret Lee), she did not get the memo that pre-marital sex is not a good idea in Christopher Lee films. Thus she is arrested and burned after sentenced by Judge Jeffries (Lee). Her sister Mary (Rohm) is so distraught she engages in re-marital sex in a haystack with a known fan of William of Orange (..old Bill had quite a following). Unfortunately for Mary, her BF, Harry, is seen as a threat by Jeffries, and he seeks to execute him and have sex with her. The bloody judge has a torture chamber filled with naked English babes in bondage and some torturers who get off on inflicting pain. Of course, Mr. Franco puts many of these scenes in the film. As William of Orange's armies near, Jeffries gets more evil and sex-craved. He now orders the death of all traitors and beautiful women.
As Harry and Mary attempt to evade Jeffries men, they consult a real witch (Maria Schell). I guess her powers were muted by the damp English weather as they are captured, anyway. Jeffries now is determined to execute all of the prisoners without trials, and to torture all their women to death. As Mary is stripped of all her clothes in the torture chamber, she engages in the aforementioned licking scene. She is then bathed in a very gratuitous scene by another English babe and prepared for sex with Jeffries. Will Mary's virginity...oh yes...that's long gone, anyway...perceived virtue be soiled by the evil judge? Will William of Orange's troops invade in time to save Harry and his collaborators?
If you claim to be a fan of some great historical dramas like "Cromwell," "Becket," and "A Man for All Seasons," but in reality were hoping for some more violence and eroticism, "The Bloody Judge" is the film for you. For my fans in Canada and Europe, do not tell Netflix that this Rated PG film actually contains lots of nudity and blood.
How nice! I have that ]film in my Christopher Lee Collection. Good fun.
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