Yep, "Here, hold my beer," is a quote always followed by carnage. A trip to the ER perhaps. Stitches are a likely possibility. In rare cases a tourniquet should be applied. In 1979, Alfred Heineken was kidnapped for a gargantuan ransom in Amsterdam. This is the story. In 1979, the usual suspects included the Red Brigade and the IRA. In reality, five schmucks pulled this off....actually "pulled this off" is not the applicable term here. What most schmucks, seeking to get rich fast, soon find out is some wisdom shared by Alfred Heineken...."You can either have a lot of friends or have a lot of money...not both." Today we examine 2015's "Kidnapping Mr. Heineken."